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Lol, Thighs

lol thighs

This is an actual conversation I had with my sister-in-law a few weeks ago. I had just noticed a strange development in my thighs: a horizontal indentation midway down, just in the front. At first I thought it might be because, like, my thighs were getting really muscular from walking more! But then I looked at some pictures of people with actually muscular thighs, and it turns out that thigh muscles are more vertical in their orientation. After spending several hours in an internet thigh-hole and consulting with my sister-in-law (who I had decided was a Thigh Expert because she plays rugby and has amazing thighs), I discovered the true, horrifying cause of my deformity: too much leaning against the counter behind the bar where I work had caused a semi-permanent dent in my muscles. And now I spend all my time at work avoiding leaning on anything ever, waiting for my muscles to, I don’t know, grow back??

Now that I’ve updated you all on my terrifying thigh situation: How are your thighs doing these days? You giving them enough love?

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2 thoughts on “Lol, Thighs

  1. So for the first time in my life, my jeans actually fit over my thighs. I’ve played field hockey for the last 8 years of my life, so whenever in season all the women get thunder-thighs. So powerful and muscular that they call attention! So I don’t know how I feel about my now smaller thighs, but I do know that they still chafe when I walk around in the summer. Gotta love ’em tho! I care for them by slathering lotion after I shower. What do y’all do?

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    • I love muscular thighs on dudes and ladies. So sexy. I also love the phrase “thunder thighs” because it calls to mind, like, goddess levels of power, you know?

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